Student 1: ¿Puedo dejar aquí mi XBOX?
Student 2: ¿Para qué traes un XBOX?
Student 1: Para hacer hotcakes.
“The sound of shuffling papers filled the room, the assembly line of education hard at work.”
Excerpt from: Penelope Douglas, Until You (Fall Away Series).
Student – Yo te ayudo.
Dení – OK. Do you know where [Half Blood Prince] goes?
Student – Yes
…
Student – Listo. Justo donde pertenece: Entre Game of Thrones y Ender’s Game.
Dení – *facepalm* My brain.
Student – Life is complicated. It’s weird, but fun.
#7thgradephilosopher
Panda – Estoy regalando a mi gato.
Dení – ¡Oh, no! ¿Qué hizo?
Panda – Pasó una gatástrofe.
Student 1 – Miss, I have to go to the bathroom, but I don’t know how.
Dení – Well, don’t do it here.
Student 2 + Dení – *high five*
Student – Parece que lo sacaron de una biblioteca hippie.
Dení – It’s ours.
Student – Parece que lo sacaron de una biblioteca hippie.
Student – I love [teacher]! He is the Gandalf of Math!
*Preschool student is having a Monday Morning Temper Tantrum in the parking lot.*
Dení – It gets better, [Student]: eventually you pay taxes.
Student – Hey Miss Dení
Dení – Hey. What’s up?
Student – I don’t know, the ceiling and stuff.
Dení – Ha. Stuff. More like flying… what’s the word? “Ovíparos”?
Student – Mammals. No! Birds.
Dení – Well, yeah. But that’s not weird. It’s not like they’re flying marsupials.
*beat*
Dení + Student – *o.O* Ooh!
Dení – Are there flying marsupials?
Student – Look it up! It’s not like you have anything to do right now.
Dení – Well, actually I do, but this is more fun.
*Google: flying marsupials*
Dení – The sugar glider!
Student – Oh, yes! The sugar glider! That’s it?
Dení – Well… *scrolls* “Flying Marsupial Workout”. Oohh, do you wanna watch a sugar glider work out?
Student – Yes!
*Principal walks in*
Dení – (Shhh, wait, wait! Abort!) Hi! How can I help?
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